Saturday, February 25, 2017

I got a present!

Mom got me some new blankets to snooze on. They smell good and even if I have an accident, they stay dry and don't stink. 

I'm a Senior citizen so don't make fun of me. I can't help it.

Mom loves me and she is happy now if I pee on the new blankets cause she says she can roll em up and toss em. 

If it makes Mom happy, then I'm happy!

She got mad at me last week because she couldn't find my new snoze spot. I didn't mean to make her worried but I was sleeping good.  really good.

I've been hiding on the side of the magic cloths machine. She thought I might be hiding behind it but I wasn't. She didn't look on the side but there I was, sleeping all squished up and nice and warm on a cold floor for my tummy. 

She found my hiding place when she threw my old blankets in there to clean. and all that racket woke me up!

have a good lazy day!

Sam, the most excellent and best pee-er and pooper

Tuesday, January 31, 2017

Stole a Sweet Potato!

Mom tried to have a sweet potato for dinner but I stole it after she took a few bites.  

She took it away after I licked it all over.

BUT she doesn't have proof!  She didn't take a picture. 

She is eating popcorn instead.

Sam the sneaky hungry thief

Monday, January 16, 2017

Martin Luther King Day is Vet Torture Day

Mom gets a holiday for Martin Luther King's birthday. 

She was all happy to get a long weekend and even more happy when she got up this morning to give me my breakfast and shot (she forgot the shot) and then took a short nap. When she woke back up the sun was shining and it looked so nice outside.

I should've known. I saw her get the crate and put it on the couch. And she didn't forget the shot, she never gives me one before a vet visit. 

She fooled me.  Really, she did. I was napping on top of her chair and she picked me up and put me in the crate. Then, even worse, she took me to the garage and stuffed me in her car.  I didn't like that so I pooped and peed in the crate. 

I hid behind the bench Mom was sitting on while she talked to the dr about me. I only weigh 10.3 lbs now. I'm a handsome little devil! And the dr told her to get a sample of my pee but I peed it all out on our way over here.  LOL.    

She told Mom I was doing good and only have to get shots every 3 years now. Wonder why that made Mom happy? I'm the one that gets the shots and have to see that office cat Socretes that Mom likes to pet when I'm not looking. hisssssss

Happy Holiday if you got a day off!

Love Sam
The handsome devil

Sunday, January 1, 2017

Happy New Year to ME!

Good morning!

I would promise to be good all year but that's not going to happen.

But I am good, I'm just still sick.

So when I pee and poop all over, it's cause I don't know I need to or I can't run fast enough to the litter box. 

Sometimes, when Mom is home, I scratch at the back door handle and she lets me go outside. I can pee and poop really good out there.  

But I don't like to stay out there very long any more.  It's not as fun since Millie isn't here for me to chase any more. 

But sometimes Mom grows pansies and violas cause she knows I like to snack on them.

So anyway, you have a good new year too!  From SAM, the mighty!

Sunday, December 4, 2016

Hey Santa.. I've been good this year... sorta

Well, I peed on Mom a few times but pooping on her head was kinda funny!  

I do miss my best friend Millie.
Going outside to play just isn't the same without Millie.

But I try to keep Mom on her toes - hee hee - and I must say that I do a pretty darn good job of that!

Thursday, November 24, 2016

It's Turkey Day!

Mom has to give me some turkey today. Our nephew George said so. And he's a good policeman so we must do what he says right? 

Mom is laughing at me right now.

Mom is going to leave me all alone while she goes over to see George and his family and her sister too. So George will sneak in some leftover turkey just for M.E. 

(shhh.. sometimes I read her text messages)

Have a great Thanksgiving Day today!

the mighty hungry thinking about all that turkey Sam

Tuesday, November 8, 2016

Mom is going to play with me extra tonight!

Mom says she will pay extra special attention to me tonight!
She will read to me too!
Her TV and iPhone and iPad are broken - that's what s.h.e said anyway.
Something about people being extra silly today because of voting.
I like voting if it means Mom will play with me some more!

See ya later... I hear Mom coming for me now.
Sam THE man of the house!

Sunday, August 28, 2016

Being sick is no fun...

I don't like to be sick. 

Mom doesn't like me to be sick. 

She is nice when I can't make it to the litter box and doesn't yell at me.  I peed on her twice (in her bed).  I can't help it.  So she is going to make me go to the dr.  

I like the doctor but I sure don't like her office kitty. He is orange and white and Mom talks to him and pets him too.  

See ya later alligator
Sam the most excellent pee-er and poop-er

Sunday, July 17, 2016

Lonely but OK

Me and mom miss Millie.  It sure is quiet.

I don't have anyone to chase cause Mom won't let me chase the bunnies outside. She won't let me out until they are gone. Not sure where they go but one day I will find one!

Sam, the mighty

Wednesday, May 4, 2016

Millie is Gone

Millie passed this morning unexpectedly.

She was 15. 

She had a good life.

and she had the best purr ever.  

Her purr put me to sleep many nights.

Sam misses her too. He keeps looking for her. 
She is in a better place and not in pain.
I miss her.