Mom's not happy today. Her precious iPhone is not behaving to her satisfaction. Will she squirt it with water like she does me?
She'll feel better if she comes and pets me. and pets me. and pets me some more until I purr away all her troubles.
They replaced her old hot freezing iPhone this morning. And then made her mad because it is staticey because the phone company is upgrading their circuits to be 4 and lots of people are mad. It will get better when they are done. I think it is the 4-6 months she has to wait for them to be finished that is making her face all red and the funny words she uses!